Posts by GymboSlice

Spit Metal leads the LRSD Alpha team to its first game-battles victory and improves to 1-0.  The Alpha team which consisted of DiaperDandy, BobBigCack, Takedownspecial and Spit Metal shut out the team known as “In the Butt” two games to zero.  The LRSD really gave it to “In the Butt” and dominated both death matches. Spit Metal…

Bravo Team continues to have its problems.  Skippy Boo (former Co-Leader) was given a dishonorable discharge from the LRSD.  Skippy Boo’s drinking and arguing with teammates has become a major problem and has lead to his banishment from the LRSD.  Where did it all go wrong?  Skippy Boo seemed to go back to drinking heavily…

Bore passes his drug test for performances enhancers.  Bore was not taking HGH, it was actually peanut butter and jelly.  Bore just had a good stretch of games and seemed to have vastly improved.  Bore then went back to his old self and had a terrible run of games without recording a kill.  Bore went 0-25 and was…

Rumors are circulating each day claiming Bore has been using performance enhancers. An unknown source reported the Bore has been purchasing HGH (Human Growth Hormone) off him for the last two months. The unknown source said this is the reason behind the sudden rise in Bore’s skill level. Bore was one of the worst players…

SkippyBoo has been angered by the recent rise of Bore and challenged him to a one on one battle last night. As the rest of the LRSD looked on SkippyBoo tried to go to work but was consistently denied by Bore. SkippyBoo was earlier quoted in saying “Bore is my Fu*king Kryptonite” and this remained…

Recently retired LRSD Co-Leader Jeffrosaw has just returned from retirement. The crazy war veteran returned and proved he still has the skills to play for a championship caliber squad like the LRSD. Jeffrosaw dominated several games last night as the Alpha and Bravo teams played together as one and dominated several squads. One team in…

MadDog Madden Ratings LRSD – Alpha TakedownSpecial – 95 GymboSlice – 90 HighFive87 – 91 HipHopJunky – 84 TheDiaperDandy – 88 BobBigCack – 83 Spit Metal – 93 ½ Jeffrosaw – 81 KillTyrant – 88 LRSD – Bravo BobLilCack – 71 Feccy J – 74 lX P Xl – 80 Bore92 – 64 Nardskilla –…

The Mad Dog Madden Player Ratings for the LRSD will be released this week.  Stay Tuned for the first ever Mad Dog Madden Ratings!!!

Magic Wooshy and Diaper Dandy decided to go for an afternoon cruise and they were pulled over by the local police. Police did not reveal to the media why the young stars of the LRSD were pulled over but they did mention something strange about their IDs. For some odd reason Magic Wooshy and Diaper supplied the…